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d="M1,20C1,9.51,6.6,1,13.5,1S26,9.51,26,20,20.4,39,13.5,39a8.71,8.71,0,0,1-4.1-1" style="fill:none;stroke:#ed573a;stroke-width:2px;"></path></g></g></svg></section></section><section style="background-color: #fff0d2;border-radius: 6px;padding: 3px;margin: 0 5px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="background-color: #ffffff;border-radius: 6px;padding: 9px 15px 8px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: #ed4d3a;text-align: center;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">《过年“怼”亲戚妙招》</span></strong></section></section></section></section><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 8px;height: 8px;border-radius: 100%;background-color: #ffd373;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.6;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="148502"><section style="margin: 10px auto;"><section style="display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;z-index: 5;"><section style="display: flex;margin-bottom: -5px;padding-left: 5px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="width: 10px;height: 10px;border-radius: 100%;border: 1px solid #f4543e;margin-left:6px;background-color: #ffffff;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section><section style="width: 10px;height: 10px;border-radius: 100%;border: 1px solid #f4543e;margin-left:6px;background-color: #f4543e;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section><section style="width: 10px;height: 10px;border-radius: 100%;border: 1px solid #f4543e;margin-left:6px;background-color: #ffffff;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section></section></section><section style="border: 1px solid #f4543e;padding: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-autoskip="1" style="text-align: justify;line-height:1.75em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;font-size:14px;color:#333333;background: transparent;"><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf="">1324</section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">上的什么大学啊？怎么没听过呢？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：哈哈哈全国好几千所大学呢，我这是一本</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">您又没上过大学，没听过也正常</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf="">1325</section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">期末考了多少分啊？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：哈哈哈不多不多，考了几分那就是几分</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">我考了多少分你就给多少分红包吗？</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf="">1326</section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">你怎么还没找到对象？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：哈哈哈我争取明年带个对象回来</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">没钱，要不你借我点？</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf="">1327</section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: #ce0f0a;text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">大学生连个电脑都修不好？读这么多书有什么用？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：就是多读了几年书，比起您的阅历可差远了。</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">您这么老了也还是不会修，活这么久有什么用？</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf="">1328</section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">给我家孩子玩玩怎么？他还小！</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：对对对，孩子还小不懂事，没关系。</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">玩玩你家孩子怎么了？（拎起孩子）</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf="">1329</section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">你看这屋子乱的，以后嫁得出去？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：哈哈哈我马上就收拾，过年了大扫除比较乱</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">您收拾这么利索，不也嫁得不怎么样嘛</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf="">1330</section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">期末考试成绩怎么样？年级里排第几啊？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：哎，这次考得不太好，也就专业前十吧</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">您退休金有多少啊？上一万了吗？</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf="">1331</sectio